Top Gear Humorous Quotes

posted Mar 1, 2010, 11:03 PM by Quentin Ballard Tremeer
Some more funny quotes from our favourite television car show presenters Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond
On the Alfa Romeo Brera... "I only have to imagine this in black, with tan
leather and I'm nursing a semi!"
Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster - 'It couldn't pull a greased
stick out of a pig's bottom'
On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR: "there is a word to describe this car: it
begins with "s" and ends with "t" and its not "soot".
Hammond :"So its fairly terrible then?" Clarkson :"Oh no...losing your leg
is fairly terrible.....this is another league of badness!"
"Some say, that he used to throw microwave ovens at homeless people.....and
that he long before anyone else realised that Jade Goody was a racist pig
faced waste of blood and organs............ all we know, is that he's
called the Stig!"
"the Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an
Ethiopian transvestite"
"Speed has never killed anyone......its suddenly becoming stationary...
That's what gets you."