Jeremy Clarkson and James May where on 94.7 Highveld Stereo this morning. Some of our 94.7 Highveld stereo local radio personalities were doing doughnuts and being rated by them. To get us all in the mood for this weekends MPH show at the Coca Cola Dome check out the funny quotes below:
See you all at MPH.
"I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like
having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch......if you've
got even half a scrotum it's not going to happen."
"We start tonight with the highlight of my childhood. It's the Ladybird
Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it's full of rubbish
really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where
you find the Maserati 3500 GT........ Now this for me, when I was little,
was like kind of Jordan and Cameron Diaz....in a bath together.....with a
Lightning jet fighter, and lots of jelly."
"[about Porsche Cayman S] There are many things I'd rather be doing than
driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come offstage in a
sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean"
..."the last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician
stepped off an aeroplane in 1938 waving a piece of paper in the air saying
there will be no war with Germany"
If you have nothing better to do see Whack Head's pathetic doughnuts here. Really quiet a boring video:
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